#058: Get Butt Ass Naked With Me

<p>Schteve is feeling extra obese on today's episode, so get ready for a bit of breathing into the mic. Otherwise, great episode with lots of pretty good hypotheticals, questions and reactions to funny content. We have one video from a Chicago gas station worker who records himself giving roses to people in the hood. Not the best look, but definitely funny. </p> <p>Zo sees a woman sneeze on her baby's face. That sounds like a hilarious scene. This starts a conversation about being sneezed on and sneezing on yourself, both of which are pretty disgusting. </p> <p> </p> <p>Then there's the intro clip, where Schteve talks about seeing guys jerk off... in grocery stores... okay? It's not porn it's a crime. </p> <p> </p> <p>First question that gets asked is what do you do when someone loves the sound of their voice. Everyone has a pretty good answer on this one, but generally half the crew just starts to tune them out. Zo gives a good example from when he used to be a lame ass mattress salesman. Steve makes a point that not everyone has someone to listen to them, so it's important to have someone pay attention when they talk. </p> <p>By the way, did you know that old lady's have their bladder fall out of their vaginas? Pretty hot right?</p> <p> </p> <p>Everyone's probably seen the Disney ruined proposal clip where Mouse Team Six swoops in and steals the wedding ring before the deed is done. That guy is a real bastard. I bet he wouldn't have done that at black Disney World. </p> <p>Also, I know some of yall niggas have been to Santa's Village. Everyone but Schteve seems to have no idea what it is. I'm not buying it. </p> <p>The show gets spicy around 59 minutes in. We have Roosevelt read a passage from Will Blunderfield's Instagram and it's truly a beautiful message. Basically, "sometimes you gotta get butt ass naked with the boys", and Schteve's all for it. The rest of the crew, not so much. </p>