S2 E6: Throbbing Male Object

<p> CONTENT WARNING: mentions of sexual assault. Normally we would skip all the Uncle Larry content, but in this chapter some of it is necessary for the flow of the story. We censor as much of it as we can, but if that's distressing for you then feel free to skip  32:44-33:00.</p><p>News flash: Edward Cullen wears awful outfits!!!! Also, this is NOT the second-to-last episode of the season, sorry Zac! This is Chapter 6: The Curse!</p><p>We put out an open call for auditions for unpaid interns to pretend to be us because we are DONE with this goddamn fanfic. Lucy talks about missing writing, and why she's deleting her AO3 account. We then discuss sequels we wish for (sort of) and the sequels we wish would stop being made before doing the laziest recap in the history of Fangfiction and diving into Chapter 6!</p><p>Tiaa has written a POEM about Ewdard, so this week's special treat is Lucy doing slam poetry. YOU'RE WELCOME! Then, RED ALERT!!! The plot is MOVING FORWARD! We learn about the curse that could befall Tiaa should she let Ewdard do sex on her, so let's see how long she can resist him. A bunch of things happen that we wish didn't happen, but then the thing we have been waiting and hoping for happens! #SheShotgunnedUncleLarry</p><p>Credit for today's theme music goes to Love Me Electric for their extremely excellent punk rock version of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'! You can find the song at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_DzZWwYP_4">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_DzZWwYP_4 </a></p><p>You can follow us on Instagram and Twitter @FangfictionPod, or check out our website <a href="https://fangfiction.transistor.fm/">https://fangfiction.transistor.fm/</a> to listen to episodes or find links to subscribe to Fangfiction in all the podcast places! You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at <a href="https://lucyhagan.substack.com/">https://lucyhagan.substack.com/</a> and read some of Zac's excellent fiction at <a href="https://h-ne.com/">https://h-ne.com/</a></p><p><br></p><p>CONTENT WARNING: me