You Suck: A Self-Help Satire With Zero F*cks Given

Chapter 1 What Does It Mean to Suck

Chapter 2 Your Identity Is Fake - as - Fuck

Chapter 3 You Think You’re Important

Chapter 4 Your Career and Education Are Bullshit

Chapter 5 Your Concept of Money Is Stupid

Chapter 6 Nobody Cares About Your Beliefs

Chapter 7 You Put Hotdogs on Pedestals

Chapter 8 You Worry About What People Think

Chapter 9 Your Shit Stinks