Cappuccino and Chick-Chat

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What kind of tree fits into your hand?

Mothering Sunday

You can’t have a decent conversation if there is a goat in the vicinity.

Why don’t men do laundry?

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a pair of scissors?

Patient to Psychiatrist:

Controversy over breast implants.

When does it rain money?