S2E1:To Know A Hog From A Hacksaw

<p>Another dumbass, another day. Season 2 begins, and the sun rises on what may prove to be our undoing. The stakes are higher, the shouting is louder, and the hoggery? Oh, you'd better believe it's at its hoggiest yet. IN WHICH:  - Jack Bauer returns from furlough with an ill advised beard - a white woman is menaced by a dastardly foreigner who is actually maybe the only tolerable character - meeting rooms are for meetings, briefings, and extrajudicial decapitations - and The Bad Dad Of The Day Sweepstakes begin, with no shortage of competitors</p>