
Stop SAYING Things
Bansri Savjani
Paglalarawan
<p>We learned that commenting on the pace of a game in progress is as bad as saying “no-hitter” in the midst of one, and get called “Karen” for noting that a combined no-no is different from a no-no. We launch into the SCOTUS rant that you knew was coming, but don’t worry, we deftly <a href="https://twitter.com/STR0/status/1540755458742525955?s=20&t=pSWrZg6HsJTiZvk3BYy3IA">tie it to baseball</a> and provide a checklist of specific actions including <a href="https://twitter.com/dougherty_jesse/status/1540464422614966273">standing up</a> AND sitting down, and <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/dicks-sporting-goods-travel-expense-reimbursement-employees-seeking-abortions/">being like Lauren</a>. Pottymouth loses another boyfriend due to character flaws, we get a “Let’s Go, Jeter” chant at Fenway that we can get behind, and Patti remains stuck with <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/adley-rutschman-stars-as-orioles-hit-back-to-back-homers-twice">Adley’s mustache</a> because you don’t mess with a streak. Hell has frozen over as we agree with <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/mlb/astros-siri-posts-deletes-profane-tweet-after-admiring-hr/2022/06/22/3d327da0-f27d-11ec-ac16-8fbf7194cd78_story.html">Buck over Dusty</a>. Pottymouth proposes a qHar bracket. </p><p><br></p><p>We introduce you to <a href="https://www.proudtobeinbaseball.org/">Proud to be in Baseball</a>, founded by <a href="https://www.enterprisenews.com/story/sports/2022/06/23/brockton-bryan-ruby-only-openly-gay-pro-baseball-player-visits-rox-campanelli/7686774001/">Bryan Ruby</a>, which supports LGBTQ+ ballplayers in high school, college, and beyond. Rainbows appear in LMB (the Mexican baseball league) and we learn non gendered vocabulary words in Spanish! The <a href="https://fevebeisbol.org/ve/">Venezuelan Women’s baseball</a> semi-finals concluded this weekend, with Pottymouth noting 3 women umpires, and the ability to watch games on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/FEVEBEISBOL">YouTube</a>. Patti shares the joy of