20: How to Work Soft and Influence No One

This week we extoll the virtues of the 3.5 hour workday, offer an uncharacteristically calm attitude toward Kylie Jenner’s pandemic globe-trotting, deep dive into Brad Pitt’s new relationship with Nicole Poturalski, rejoice at the birth but mourn the unfortunate name of Daisy Dove Bloom, break out the DSM-IV to psychoanalyze an obscure-but-alarming IG story from Kim K this week, and listen to Chanler’s weeping and wailing over Bella Thornes continued unwitting attack on her psyche.