We All Need a Time-Out

<p>The governor of Maryland shows that he postgames like we pregame, so he is our people. Our Brewer’s boyfriends get our attention this week as <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/brice-turang-hits-grand-slam-for-first-career-home-run">Brice Turang</a> grand slams for his first HR, and <a href="https://www.mlb.com/brewers/news/garrett-mitchell-credits-walk-off-to-wife-s-absence">Garrett and Haley Cruse Mitchell</a> have some social media fun. Patti’s CLE bf <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/04/08/look-at-myles-straw-jorge-mateo-to-be-your-go-tos-for-steals-in-fantasy-baseball/">Myles Straw</a> leads the league in stolen bases and gives Patti her only lead in fantasy baseball. In a BF plus one crosstraining note, we wish <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/04/08/mallory-swanson-injury-uswnt-ireland/">Mallory Swanson</a> a speedy recovery. We note that <a href="https://arizonasports.com/story/3518878/like-little-league-parents-drop-d-backs-corbin-carroll-off-at-1st-home-opener/">Corbin Carroll</a> does not dig himself out of the ”parents dropped me off for the first day of school” issue by saying that they just needed the car. The unforeseen consequence of the pitch clock appears to be the frequency in which players will now appear on the Police Blotter for reacting to  not being granted their requested time out.  <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/05/sport/manny-machado-ejected-arguing-pitch-timer-spt-intl/index.html">Manny</a> is the first, of course, to be tossed for arguing the issue, followed closely by <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/white-sox-star-tim-anderson-ejected-vs-giants-after-trying-to-call-timeout-at-the-plate-201451109.html">Tim Anderson</a>.  <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/04/03/anthony-rendon-suspended-fan-altercation/">Anthony Rendon</a> continues his descent from his former once and forever bf status with his suspension for an altercation with a mouthy fan. <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/dereksaul/2023/04/07/wonder-why-mlb-sluggers-are-hitt