The Big Fat Book of Hillary's Top Ten Accomplishments

First, all profits from this book will be donated to non-profits serving disabled veterans. So, purchase several at a time and save on postage. Give them as gifts to delight conservatives and drive liberals crazier than they already are. Now Hillary Clinton fan's, it's time to wet your panties and watch your head explode!Conservatives, it's time to rejoice in the truth and admire Hillary's accomplishments! Really, she did accomplish something and you'll see what was in this book. This wonderfully funny book, brings her big fat top ten "accomplishments" and other cool stuff to the forefront for all to admire since her "accomplishments" are akin to a beautiful mirage glimmering on a distant horizon. Her minions and delusional people point to that glimmer as an accomplishment, but as the day progresses, you quickly understand it's all an illusion as your hope and dreams vanish. Just like Obama's Hope and Change crap! But, her loyal elf like minions continue to chase that mirage and remain perplexed wondering why they can't catch their shadow or find that pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Hillary minions, your panties will get wadded up and you'll walk like a penguin from reading this highly acclaimed book. When your head explodes remember, Dr. Leonardo Enoch Bonobo doesn’t care. This is politico satire. Deal with it! As the most intelligent primate in the universe and eminently superior to all liberals (you know I am), I, Dr. Leonardo Enoch Bonobo penned this marvelous book in the style of liberal commentators and alleged comedians; I richly infused sarcasm, insults, invectives, slurs, slights, abuse, arrogance, disdain, pompousness, snobbishness, condescending attitude, smuttiness and a wonderfully arrogant attitude to those who disagree. However, I, Dr. Leonardo Enoch Bonobo refuse to engage in vulgarity or profanities. I embraced the sophomoric and puerile humor of those true beacons of liberal inspiration and knowledge; those officially designated liberal comedians—you know who you worship. Not to mention all